The Chameleon People
It was a scorching June afternoon.
The sun blazed down with unforgiving fury as I drove from the village to the
city along a wide highway. My car sped down the black asphalt at 140 kilometers
per hour. On either side, there was silence stretching into the distance—only
scattered dwellings, some brick, some mud, flashed by like cinematic frames.
The heatwaves rising off the road formed mirages that shimmered and vanished. I
watched it all unfold through the windshield as I drove.
As I rounded a curve, a donkey
suddenly appeared in the middle of the road. I slammed the brakes, but not in
time. The car struck the animal and jolted to a stop, stalling instantly. The
donkey lay badly injured on the road.
People from the nearby settlement
rushed to the scene. Some asked if I was okay, while others helped fix the
broken bumper and tried to get the car started. I thanked them.
One man, in his forties or fifties,
said angrily, “People just let their animals roam freely—no wonder there are so
many accidents!”
Others chimed in, “Absolutely. It’s
reckless. Someone could’ve died.”
“Owners should tie up their animals.
It’s as much their responsibility as it is the government’s,” added another.
I stood there, dazed by the
accident. For a moment, it all felt unreal—like a dream. But the heat, the
broken car, and the crowd forming around me reminded me this was no dream.
A white-bearded man brought me
water. I accepted gratefully.
Then a young man near the donkey
exclaimed, “Hey, that’s Karmi the dhobi’s donkey!”
At once, a few others rushed to
examine the animal more closely. Someone ran off to fetch Karmi.
Now the whispers began. The tone of
the crowd shifted.
“Karmi is a poor washerman. That
donkey is all he owns,” said an older man gravely.
“That poor creature won’t walk again,”
another muttered.
“These rich city people are blind
behind the wheel,” said someone in a voice I recognized—the very man who’d
earlier offered me comfort.
“He hit the donkey on purpose. He
must pay compensation,” declared a dark-skinned man twirling his moustache.
I stood speechless. The same people
who were earlier supporting me were now turning against me. My car was still
dead, but now I feared something worse.
A man in a turban walked up to me.
“Sahib, the donkey won’t survive. You’ll have to pay damages. Karmi is a poor
man.”
“How much?” I asked.
“Fifty thousand rupees,” he replied.
“Fifty thousand—for a donkey?” I was
shocked.
“This isn’t any ordinary donkey,” he
said. “It’s a purebred and very expensive.”
“But donkeys aren’t worth that
much,” I protested.
Interrupting me, the turbaned man
said, “Karmi will have to go to the livestock market in another city, pay for
the animal, arrange transport—it all adds up, sahib.”
Someone from the crowd interjected,
“Come on, he’s a traveler. Be fair.”
“I don’t have that much cash on me.
I can give you ten thousand,” I offered.
“That’s far too little,” he snapped.
A few people began speaking in my
favor. “The donkey will recover—it’s just a broken leg, not fatal,” said a man
wearing only a loincloth.
Then a couple more voices joined in
to defend me.
Just then, Karmi, the washerman, arrived.
He said, “Yes, the donkey used to be
mine. But I sold it just yesterday to Ausu, the policeman. You’ll have to talk
to him now.”
The moment he mentioned a policeman,
the entire crowd fell silent. The turbaned man said, “Sahib, if the donkey
belongs to a policeman, then the law will decide now.”
I felt my heart sink. Dealing with a
cop was a whole other matter.
The same crowd that had been
debating back and forth now aligned unanimously—demanding I be punished and
fined.
Soon, Ausu, the policeman, arrived. He
eyed my car, then me, then walked over to inspect the donkey.
Karmi and a few others huddled with
him, whispering while glancing in my direction. I could tell they were plotting
how to extort money from me.
The policeman walked up, sniffed the
air dramatically, and said, “You were driving drunk, weren’t you? Couldn’t even
see such a big animal!”
“No, officer. The donkey suddenly
appeared while I was turning. I even hit the brakes,” I replied.
He began inspecting the car, trying
to intimidate me.
“Who are you? Where were you
headed?” he barked.
“I’m the brother-in-law of Raees
Karam Khan. I was returning from his place,” I replied.
The moment I mentioned Raees Karam
Khan, the officer's expression changed. “You’re his brother-in-law?”
“Yes,” I confirmed.
“My apologies, sahib. The villagers
didn’t recognize you. They all vote for Raees Karam Khan,” he said
respectfully.
Then he turned to the crowd and
shouted, “You useless parasites! You let your animals loose and then try to
extort money from decent folks. What the hell am I supposed to do with this
damn donkey now? Scammers, all of you!”
He cursed the villagers, drove the
crowd away, and helped get my car started.
With the help of an elderly mechanic
from the village, we finally got the engine running. I drove off, without
paying a single rupee, toward my destination.
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